Cheesy Pickup Lines

     * Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
     * Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
     * As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
     * At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
     * Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
     * Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
     * Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
     * Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

     * Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
     * Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
     * Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
     * Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some? (if yes…) Want some more?
     * Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
     * Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
     * Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.